Not since the AMFs we had this morning has a blue substance jacked us up like this. But (and we can’t believe we’re saying this), the “jacking up” from the AMFs at least made relative sense than what’s going on with this… T-booster. Because Blue Up definitely jacks you up—it jacks your T up, jacks… [Read More]
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Cell Block 80 Review – Mean, Green, T-Boosting Machine
You ever wonder how gorillas get so big? They eat their damn vegetables, BRO! Gorillas, bison, rhinos, elephants, hippos—all beastly animals that are quote-unquote “vegetarians.” Yet, you still want to act like a punk ass kid at the dinner table tossing aside the asparagus for chicken nuggets. We don’t want to “mama” you like this…… [Read More]
Isa-Test GF Review – Supercharged Potency for Anabolic Bros
“Satori” = “epiphany or an awakening” in Japanese. In this case, iSatori’s supplements intend to enlighten your transformation towards “building a better body” (iSatori’s words. Not ours). To which we say: WHAT THE HELL’S WRONG WITH OUR BODIES. Answer: Low T, too much estrogen, too much stress, mineral deficiency, hair loss, small balls, bitch tits… ………alright, you got… [Read More]
P6 PM Review – Rest for Test, Bro.
If you’re really pissed off at your bro, you might say to him: “Bitch, I’ll put yo ass to sleep!” Understand that this is not literal. It just implies “intent to combative duel” and it can be said many other ways: “Take your ass to church!” “Kick your ass in HD!” “Slice ya like a tomato!!” BUT,… [Read More]
Super Test Review – 5-in-1 Formula for T, Sex, Pumps, Detox…
Naming a T-booster is stressful. After all, the title of your product can make or break its success. So, how long do you think it took for Beast Sports Nutrition to decide between Super Test and Super Duper Test? Twenty, maybe thirty seconds? Alright, we’re being dickheads. We realize that. If it’s any consolation, we’d… [Read More]
Nolvadren XT Review – The Top PCT by M.A.N.
Tell us the truth: You’re doing ‘roids, aren’t you? No? Aight, bro. Prohormones then? We’ll spare you the usual lecture. We’ll also spare you the BRO banter on items ending in –dione. Instead, we present to you Nolvadren XT: A worthy Post-Cycle Therapy (PCT) testosterone-booster formula that seems to be customized for cycling off steroids & prohormones…. [Read More]
Alpha Test Review – One NOICE Manly Formula
Here’s an Alpha test for you: Bench or Squats? Meat or Potatoes? Pulp Fiction or Fight Club? (Correct Answers: 1) Yes, 2) Yes, 3) Shit ya, dawg.) If you answered Yes to all of these questions, then you, my bro, are a rudish, brutish Alpha Male. But you’re not standing on trial here. MuscleTech’s T-booster Alpha… [Read More]
T-Bomb 3Xtreme Review – 27 Ingredients, 32%+ T-Boosts
3Xtreme. How do you even say that? Threekstream? Thrextreme? Threcks Stremay? That last one sounds right. But we’ll leave it to you BROS to figure out the pronunciation of T-Bomb 3Xtreme—after all, we’re not grammaticians here at B5. God dammit. We’re reviewers. Now, let’s see how Tee-bombuh-three-times-treamy stacks up. About T-Bomb 3Xtreme Manufactured by the… [Read More]
Halotropin Review – Will the Real Halotropin Please Stand Up?
Remember that awful movie with John Cusack… “Which one?” …well, come on, not all of them are bad… But we are talking about Identity, where he played one of the imaginary figments of a psychopath’s dissociative disordered mind (we think?). That’s essentially Halotropin, except Halotropin doesn’t (maybe) stalk people and is actually quite possibly good for you… or… [Read More]
AMP Test 1700 Review – Activates T, Then Shit Gets Crazy
You caught us in the middle of deciphering the AMP in GNC Pro Performance’s T-booster AMP Test 1700. We think we figured it out: What they’re saying is, this product provides AMPlified Testosterone to its users. But can it really amplify your T? Let’s check it out. About GNC Pro Performance AMP Test 1700 You know GNC…. [Read More]