“Short Man’s Syndrome” is funny and all… Until that short man kicks your ass. T-Up has definite Short Man’s Syndrome, stacking up to a small list of only 5 ingredients. But we’d be lying if we didn’t say T-Up has some of the biggest balls we’ve seen on a supplement. The best part: Those balls… [Read More]
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Methyl Arimatest Review – Dual-Action Pills Open the Back Door on T
Get your mind out of the gutter, bro: That’s not what we mean by “Back Door.” What we meant was that Methyl Arimatest mounts T production by its hormonal haunches, those cheeky “back-side” enzymes that shit on testosterone, PLUGGING them up with a quick 1-2-finish formula for an unclogged, unadulterated T experience. That’s what we meant,… [Read More]
Test Drive Review – The Hybrid Car of Sports Nutrition
For some undiscussed reason… Driving a hybrid car instantly makes you a pansy. No matter how ripped you are, how heavy your johnson hangs, how much hard-earned cash you have bulging out of your wallet, as soon as you step foot in, say, a Prius, you’re immediately viewed, by and large, as a delicate, glitter-glue,… [Read More]
Nova-X Review – (Semi)-Pro-Hormone, Risks & Rewards
Here’s the problem with the BRO brain: If we have something, we don’t want it. If we lose something, then we’ll take down every last one of you sum’bitches until we get it back [SEE: Taken, starring BRO legend Liam Neeson]. Right now our BRO brains are on the fence with this T-booster, Nova-X, which… [Read More]
Humanogrowth Review – Embryo Proteins for BIG Muscles
BIG-ass pecs, BIG-ass biceps, and BIG-ass… ass. What else do you need, BRO? This seems to be the question with Humanogrowth, which is concerned with only one thing: Looking BIG and BEEFY and goooooood. After all, none of us actually care about shit like athletic prowess, physical solitude, mental wellbeing… or “health,” whatever the hell… [Read More]
The Beast Anabolic Activator Review – 20-Year Homeopathic, On its Way Out
See the hairy gorilla meat-head above? Let’s call him Mr. Hyde. Because if The Beast Anabolic Activator works, then that’s what all of you scrawny Dr. Jekyll bitch boys will apparently become after taking this “homeopathic” liquid. It’ll unlock the “primitive duality of man” as our 19th century English homies used to call it back… [Read More]
TestoFX Review – Loaded with Loads of Loaded Blends
Guess what, d-bags: Lifting is great for you and all, but if you do it too much… THEN YOU’RE FUNKING UP YOUR NUTS, BRO. Too much exercise equals too much stress equals less T equals smaller nuts equals WEAK LOADS. Therefore, it ain’t enough to simply boost testosterone when you’re boosting testosterone. You also need… [Read More]
Vitrix Review – Sex Fuel, T-Boosts, and N.O. Pumps
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy,” – Steven Martin. Well said, Mr. Martin. According to Nutrex Research, the current market price for sex is $54.95. BUT MONEY AIN’T A THANG, BRO. Of course, there’s the whole finding someone to like you and being nice… [Read More]
Pure Test Review – Just the BEST for TEST: D-Double-A, Erry Dam Day
BRO Philosophy – What makes the man: Owning a lifted Chevy Silverado? – or – Having a bulking pair of man nuts? Answer: YES. But, if we had to choose, we’d take our testicles over gas guzzlers any day of the week. Our testes literally are our MANHOOD. Which is why we prefer T-boosters that… [Read More]
Prime Male vs. Testosyn
Due to Conor McGregor, more and more media attention has been directed to the lighter divisions of fighting. Which is why we’re happy to return to the hard-hitting heavyweight division by hosting this BIG battle between Prime Male vs. Testosyn. If you read our review on newcomer Testosyn, you already know that We love it. But… [Read More]