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Perhaps one of the best, most underrated defenses in fighting: The Creep-Out. How this essentially works is exactly how it sounds: You creep out your opponent to the point that they want to have nothing to do with you. This may involve dressing like a woman (SEE: the incomparable Gorgeous George), dressing like a man… [Read More]

For some undiscussed reason… Driving a hybrid car instantly makes you a pansy. No matter how ripped you are, how heavy your johnson hangs, how much hard-earned cash you have bulging out of your wallet, as soon as you step foot in, say, a Prius, you’re immediately viewed, by and large, as a delicate, glitter-glue,… [Read More]

BIG-ass pecs, BIG-ass biceps, and BIG-ass… ass. What else do you need, BRO? This seems to be the question with Humanogrowth, which is concerned with only one thing: Looking BIG and BEEFY and goooooood. After all, none of us actually care about shit like athletic prowess, physical solitude, mental wellbeing… or “health,” whatever the hell… [Read More]

“Satori” = “epiphany or an awakening” in Japanese. In this case, iSatori’s supplements intend to enlighten your transformation towards “building a better body” (iSatori’s words. Not ours). To which we say: WHAT THE HELL’S WRONG WITH OUR BODIES. Answer: Low T, too much estrogen, too much stress, mineral deficiency, hair loss, small balls, bitch tits… ………alright, you got… [Read More]

If you’re really pissed off at your bro, you might say to him: “Bitch, I’ll put yo ass to sleep!” Understand that this is not literal. It just implies “intent to combative duel” and it can be said many other ways: “Take your ass to church!” “Kick your ass in HD!” “Slice ya like a tomato!!” BUT,… [Read More]