“Shred to get Ahead.”
That’s today’s motto.
But what’s tomorrow’s??
See, that’s the problem with the damn millennials: You don’t think ahead. Sure, you shred your ass off at the gym today, but then what? You just going to walk around for the rest of your life with an ass that’s all shred to shit?
NO. You’re going to “Patch up the Hatch” (tomorrow’s motto) with a little testosterone-induced “Strength and Recovery.”
And how you gonna do that, you ask?
The answer in this review: With EVLTEST!
From the EVLest manufacturers around, EVLUTION, comes EVLTEST, the most EVLest “Strength and Recovery” testosterone booster yet. Winner of BodyBuilding’s 2015 Breakout Brand, EVLUTION hits the mark with this breakout test formula with top-notch testosterone boosters, quality herbal extracts, and our dear ol’ friend ZMA. Formula notes:
- Potent testosterone boosters: DAA, Zinc, & Vitamin D, plus a couple premium standardized extracts of legendary botanical sex-enhancers: Tribulus + Fenugreek.
- ZMA: Zinc-Magnesium-B6. The leading vitamin + mineral trio in the world of athletic enhancement, further supporting male T status.
- Questionable DIM: The counterpart to DAA’s potential E-raising side effect is Diindolylmethane—a potential E-blocker backed by questionable science.
EVLTEST Supplement Facts
|Serving Size: 4 Tablets|
Servings Per Container: 30
|Ingredients||Amount Per Serving|
|Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol)||1,000 IU (250% DV)|
|Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCl)||11 mg (550% DV)|
|Magnesium (as Aspartate)||160 mg (40% DV)|
|Zinc (as Monomethionine and Aspartate)||30 mg (200% DV)|
|D-Aspartic Acid||3,120 mg|
|Tribulus Terrestris Extract (std. min. 40% saponins) (fruit)||750 mg|
|Fenugreek Seed Extract (std. min. 50% saponins)||500 mg|
|Diindolylmethane (DIM)||250 mg|
|Other Ingredients: |
Isomalt, Stearic Acid, Methylcellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silica, Povidone
|Directions for EVLTEST:|
As a dietary supplement take 4 tablets on an empty stomach 30-60 minutes before bedtime.
EVLTEST = Athletic-Boosting, Recovery-Enhancing, “Slap & Kiss” Sum’Bitch
EVLTEST’s formula is looking like your classic run-of-the-mill, lassy-slappin’ hipsters from back in the day—its anti-estrogen, pro-testosterone mix essentially performing the testosterone booster equivalent of the ol’ “Slap & Smooch”:
Them were different times, friend.
But prepare to reap some 21st century karma, guys, because EVLTEST is about to do it to you with these estrogen-slapping, testosterone-smooching ingredients:
D-Aspartic Acid, 3120 mg
The número uno, namba moja, nummer eins testosterone booster on the market:
Arguably the BEST for TEST and our pirmais (that’s Latvian for “# 1”) testosterone booster on the BIG LIST of testosterone boosters, DAA is a major testosterone raising amino acid with plenty of research-backed potential for helping men get their mojo back—one figure suggests DAA boosts T by up to 42%.
Because DAA is such a potent sex hormone enhancer, it’s often recommended to stack with a qualified estrogen-blocker (which we’ll discuss below, bro—STAY TUNED).
Tribulus Terrestris Extract, 750 mg
If DAA is the BEST for TEST, then Tribulus Terrestris is the most POPULAR for TEST (…that was a stupid statement: Tribulus would still be most popular regardless of DAA’s status, but whatever, you get it).
Nearly everyone and their dog are supplementing Tribulus for T, which is odd considering that, well… Tribulus doesn’t do much for T.
It’s more sex-enhancer than testosterone booster when you get down to it. Research suggests that Tribulus might increase T in the elderly gents, but, other than that, it doesn’t do much for men (hormonally-speaking). It may indirectly help anabolic “muscle-building” measures, however, giving this formula even more of a recovery advantage—especially with this potently awesome standardized extract and phat dosage (750 mg).
Not a testosterone booster, but not a bad addition here either.
Fenugreek Seed Extract, 500 mg
Another saponin-filled herb at a wicked-sweet standardized extract (50% saponins), except this one DOES support Testosterone —in addition to libido.
Similar to Tribulus, Fenugreek supplies active compound Protodioscin, which apparently makes men all horned up. But it also supplies other bio-active constituents that potentially help:
- Increase free T
- Enhance recovery
- Reduce estrogen
Plus, Fenugreek makes your urine and sweat smell like maple syrup, making this ingredient a strange, but valuable multi-purpose, wild card Test booster.
Diindolylmethane (DIM), 250 mg
Whereas Fenugreek’s reducing estrogen makes up only one of its potential benefits, DIM is all about that life.
In theory, DIM is an effective complement to DAA, which may boost estrogen on top of T. However, this theory is, well… only theoretical—at least for men—because most of DIM’s anti-estrogen benefits have primarily been explored for women’s estrogen health.
This doesn’t outright disqualify DIM as a bona fide bro-booster, but the research isn’t exactly there yet to make any big claims for men’s estrogen levels.
Strictly in terms of testosterone, EVLTEST has you covered:
- DAA on the task of straight boosting T-production.
- Fenugreek polishing off the rough edges to ensure the T is free and active.
That’s the “Smooch” part of the equation. And, although we haven’t touched on them yet, don’t think we forgot about those vitamins & minerals:
- Zinc + Magnesium + B6. What does that sound like? That’s right: ZMA, baby. Possibly the best vitamin + mineral trio for enhancing T & athletic performance. It is a clever trick, and not the first time we’ve seen an anabolic-targeted test supplement featuring a ZMA stack-within-a-stack.
- Vitamin D. Our #4 booster on the BIG LIST of testosterone boosters, Vitamin D is equal parts vitamin & hormone—and all parts testosterone enhancer.
Now, the “Slap” part comes from Diindolylmethane, which potentially delivers a shot to estrogen, an important consideration for any qualified T-boosting formula—which EVLTEST definitely seems to be. If effective, this could be a huge turning point in EVLTEST’s value in that it’ll be self-contained: Men won’t have to turn to a separate estrogen-blocking formula to offset the negative feminine-enhancing effects of this one. That’s the mark of an intelligent testosterone booster, and it’s well worth the investment.
All-in-all, EVLTEST has 3 of our 5 Best5 testosterone boosters (DAA, Zinc, D), additional multi-purpose testosterone boosters (Fenugreek, Magnesium, B6), a major sex-enhancer (Tribulus), and an estrogen-blocker (DIM). For such a simple formula, that is impressive.
If EVLTEST is evil… then hell ya.
The benefits purported by EVLUTION for EVLTEST include:
- Supports Natural Testosterone Levels
- Muscular Strength
- Supports Optimal Sleep
And you’re damn right EVLTEST’s formula is fit for each and every one of these claims. Frankly, if EVLTEST doesn’t work for increasing T, enhancing recovery, boosting performance, and optimizing sleep (via ZMA), then we don’t know what will.
To say nothing of the morning wood you’re also likely to have (yes, bro, we’re counting that as a benefit).
Who Takes It?
Shredding BROs. Into bodybuilding? You have to shred to get ahead and the official name of that game is “Strength and Recovery.” Incidentally, that’s also the advertised “foundation” of EVLTEST’s formula design, giving this testosterone booster a specific appeal to active bodybuilders amidst an intense work-out regimen.
Any Side Effects?
No side effects have been reported with EVLTEST. Nor would we necessarily expect any given the all-natural status of this formula. At worst, what you may experience is that Fenugreeky “maple syrup” smell, which some users have worse than others, but, BIG picture: Maple syrup ain’t that bad.
- Major testosterone support. DAA, Zinc, and D3 are BIG-time ball busters.
- Potent test nutrition. Fenugreek & Tribulus coming in hot with those sexy standards.
- Big Dosages. Nothing is below the “pay-grade” here in terms of milligrams.
- DIM X-Factor. If this works for bros, then EVLTEST ranks among the BEST for TEST.
- ZMA. Always happy to see manufacturers sneak this one in there.
- Good customer reviews. One of the better ranking test stacks, especially in bodybuilding groups.
- Tribulus not a testosterone booster. Not that it needs to be, but there are better options.
- DIM X-Factor. If this doesn’t work, then… EVLTEST is only pretty awesome.
Pricing & Buying Info
- 7 Servings (1 week): $6.99
- 30 Servings (1 month): $39.99
- Available to buy online and in retail stores
Final Word on EVLTEST
How does it feel to be Slapped & Smooched, bro? Awesomely awful or awfully awesome? That’s called tough love, and, judging by its formula, EVLTEST loves you very muchly. While we’re still waiting on the verdict for DIM, we feel EVLTEST is a prime 101 course on how to manufacture a testosterone booster that’s efficient and effective. Nothing is out of place or in excess—even the Tribulus, which is solely there to put you in Boner Town. BIG bros looking for a worthwhile “Strength and Recovery” testosterone booster: Here you go.