When you hear the word “ape” you don’t think about a small monkey eating a banana. You imagine one badass angry primate out to take you down like the ones in Planet of the Apes movie. That is why we instantly thought about going alpha the moment we saw a T-booster called APE. Unfortunately, Athletic… [Read More]
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NO2 Black Full Cycle Review – Longer, Stronger Pumps
Nitric Oxide, two words every pump-lover can’t get enough of. Big doses of NO get your veins big and has you lifting heavier and more when you train. With that, it makes sense to take an N.O.-spiking blend that gets your veins popping out of your skin before, during & after workouts… right? Enter NO2 Black Full Cycle…. [Read More]
NOXygen Review – Just the Pump.
NOXygen is a N.O. bullshit PWO amplifier. They removed all the fluff to bring you just the pump. In fact, this N.O.-spiking “pre-workout accelerator” is designed to be added to your existing PWO, even though it probably could still work on its own. Let’s take an objective look at NOXygen’s simple formulation and see if there’s anything to its N.O.-additive strategy…. [Read More]
Cellucor P6 Black Review – Another Big T-Booster
Back in the 20th century olden days, being a big, dumb male was completely acceptable. In many cases, it was even attractive. [SEE: Anything starring David Hasselhoff] Unfortunately, this is the 21st century. And with today’s constant access to digital news and information, not only are men expected to be BIG & RIPPED, but we… [Read More]
Onnit T+ Review – T-Grade Muscle Powder
When it comes to grading “manliness,” it’s imperative to replace the A-F grading scale with the T grading scale. This makes sense—All the manliest things begin with T: Tom Selleck Testosterone Three Men and a Baby (Starring Tom Selleck) Um… Three Tom Sellecks Bearing the most gallant letter in the alphabet, Onnit T+ boldly self-establishes… [Read More]
Best 5 Testosterone Supplements – 2016 Edition
Our best T-Boosters for 2016 include formulas customized for mature men, gym-driven bodybuilder Bros, men seeking more sex-drive mojo, and flat out anabolic-obsessed “freaks.” But we’re most hyped-up on one supplement that is designed with such skill and quality that we think it might just be The Greatest T-Booster Ever Developed. Whatever kind of testosterone support you may need, our Best 5 list has an effective formula for you… [Read More]
Best 5 Nootropic Supplements – 2016 Edition
The best brain-boosters for 2016 include a breakthrough “Universal Nootropic”, Think Drinks for frazzled professionals, a novel long-lasting (8-14 hours) neurotransmitter elevator, a luxury racetam-driven formula, and a tried-and-true brain health stack from an industry legend. Whether you need better focus, memory, processing speed, mental energy, creativity or clarity, you’ll find a winner in our Best 5… [Read More]
Cellucor Super HD Review – Do Fish Peptides Actually Burn Fat?
Ever place a bet on a longshot? It’s fun to go for the big jackpot sometimes. But you don’t want your fat-burner formula gambling on longshot ingredients. In its Super HD fat-burner, Cellucor places a big bet on Slimpro®: A fish peptides ingredient that’s about as rare as seeing a white whale. Slimpro is a longshot, alright…. [Read More]
HYPER SHRED Review – So Powerful, It’s ILLEGAL In Australia
“Thermodynamic Metabolic Activator.” Sounds like science fiction, right? Well, this “Activator” concept doesn’t power a starship’s Hyper Drive… but it does power the HYPER SHRED fat-burner formula. Advertised as a “clean fat-burning & training support” supplement, HYPER SHRED is as advanced as it sounds — leveraging cutting-edge ingredients to achieve surprisingly high potency in each single-capsule serving. But… [Read More]
Zantrex Black Review – Avoid Like the Black Plague
The best part about the Zantrex brand: It’s gifted us a new way to spell BULLSHIT. So, the next time you find someone lying out of their ass, just yell Zantrex and the accusation will be heard. Because that’s essentially what Zantrex has become: Grade A BULL. Zantrex products are convoluted caffeine formulas masquerading as… [Read More]