Even if you haven’t watched the 1977 bodybuilding documentary Pumping Iron, you’ve surely seen the infamous image of stoned Ah-nuld celebrating his sixth Mr. Olympia trophy with a joint & fried chicken. Staunch marijuana activists often cite the scene in support of their legalization causes. (Surprisingly, no fried chicken joints have jumped on it yet.)… [Read More]
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Cellucor Super HD vs. Hydroxycut SX-7
Cellucor Super HD vs. Hydroxycut SX-7 is like a comparing between two hopeful characters in a story: Cellucor Super HD is that good and innocent dreamer while Hydroxycut SX-7 is that badass aiming for redemption for all the shit its done in the past. Cellucor’s Super HD relies on a rather unconventional ingredient (which we’ll… [Read More]
Shock Therapy Review – ANIMAL Gone Soft
Some like the trailers more than the movie itself and we can’t blame them. The trailers show the good parts and leave the mundane/boring ones out of the way so they can get the audience to buy tickets. Sometimes these trailers accurately portray how good a movie is but there are times the movie becomes… [Read More]
MESOMORPH Review – Morph Your Body to That of a GOD
The purpose of every bro’s lift is to get gains. Lots and lots of gains. This PWO called MESOMORPH can help. True enough, the term MESOMORPH is the shortest definition of size and strength, the two things we lift for, bro! Describing itself as the “KING of pre-workout powders” we can’t help but get excited… [Read More]
Shred Jym vs. LeanMode
Shred Jym vs. Evlution LeanMode is like a battle between Batman and Superman. Batman is hard justice, the anti-hero, and does what it takes to get the job done even if there’s a huge risk, as long as the bad guys lose. Superman, on the other hand, is the generic and practically perfect good guy. He… [Read More]
NITRAFLEX vs. ALTIUS
NITRAFLEX vs. ALTIUS, two giant PWOs vying for supremacy. It’s like watching two gladiators fighting for glory. On one side is NITRAFLEX. Everyone knows he’s good, but he stands out the most for being flashy with words and get ups. The other side of the ring shows us ALTIUS. Simple but succinct. A man of… [Read More]
AMP Test 1700 Review – Activates T, Then Shit Gets Crazy
You caught us in the middle of deciphering the AMP in GNC Pro Performance’s T-booster AMP Test 1700. We think we figured it out: What they’re saying is, this product provides AMPlified Testosterone to its users. But can it really amplify your T? Let’s check it out. About GNC Pro Performance AMP Test 1700 You know GNC…. [Read More]
10 Things NOT to Do in the Locker Room
1. DON’T take selfies You saw this one coming. You knew it’d be here, which is why we’re attacking it first. No thanks to the CDC, the selfie has spread its plague of narcissism, its vile self-centered, soul-diseased scourge against humanity across every nook & cranny of First World Americana… and, unfortunately, this includes the… [Read More]
Altius Review – No-B.S. PWO Crushes Competition
When Altius came out last year, we had our doubts. Just about every PWO claims to be “clinically formulated,” but way too many are “clinically B.S.” But Altius broke the stereotype and actually delivered what the market wants: Great ingredients at doses that actually worked. In fact, Altius has all the makings of the PWO to beat…. [Read More]
ISOBURN Review – Fat-Burner First, Protein Shake Second
Sick of popping fat-burning pills? ISOBURN brings you a fat-burning shake of pure goodness. Hell, they even threw in some protein (which, by the way, helps burn fat too). OK, so maybe it’s missing some of today’s hottest fat-burning compounds. But ISOBURN seems designed to keep the fat-burning angle simple — achieving good fat-loss activity by… [Read More]