BIG-ass pecs, BIG-ass biceps, and BIG-ass… ass.
What else do you need, BRO?
This seems to be the question with Humanogrowth, which is concerned with only one thing: Looking BIG and BEEFY and goooooood.
After all, none of us actually care about shit like athletic prowess, physical solitude, mental wellbeing… or “health,” whatever the hell that is.
We just want BIG-ass shit.
Humanogrowth works as Labrada’s “Growth Factor Formula,” designed for lean muscle support and speedy recovery. Because it deals with hormones, we categorize Humanogrowth as a “T-booster”—although it’s less a T-booster, and more a MUSCLE builder. Formula notes:
- HUMANOFORT: The first blend mixes a wide variety of growth factors for all-around growth goodness.
- LEAN MUSCLE ACCELERATOR: The second blend focuses that growth on more protein, as opposed to more fat.
- Lee Labrada: Founder Lee Labrada’s personal quality guarantee: “If it’s on the label, it’s in the bottle!”® Thanks, Bro!
Humanogrowth Supplement Facts
|Serving Size: 4 Capsules
Servings Per Container: 30
|Ingredients||Amount Per Serving|
|HUMANOFORT – Embryonic Peptide Matrix Yielding Naturally Occurring IGF-1, IGF-2, FGF (Fibroblast Growth Factors), NGF (Nerve Growth Factors), EGF (Epidermal Growth Factors), CTGF (Connective Tissue Growth Factors)||100 mg|
|LEAN MUSCLE ACCELERATOR – Biologically Active Plasma Albumin Peptides Yielding Naturally Occurring Immunoglobulins, IGF-1, Immune-Supporting Cytokines, TGF-&SZLIG; (Transforming Growth Factor Beta)||200 mg|
|Other Ingredients: Gelatin (capsules)|
|Directions: Take 4 capsules at bedtime. Due to active growth factors, many users report improved mood and sleep, and improved fat loss after using Humanogrowth for at least 3 weeks.|
Humanogrowth = Embryo Proteins for GROWN Ass Men
Saying that out loud is cringe-worthy. But if you want legal, side effect-free growth factors, then that’s just the way it is. The other option, real HGH, funks up your liver and can possibly land you in the slammer…
So, let’s see how these legal, side effect-free growth factors check out:
Humanofort, 100 mg
After HGH is released from the pituitary gland, what does it do?
Converts to Insuline-Like Growth Factor (IGF) in the liver.
What does Humanofort supply?
Insulin-Like Growth Factor, baby.
These compounds are responsible for the subsequent increases in “human growth” following the release of human growth hormone. As a natural source of IGF—in addition to Fibroblast Growth Factors (FGF), Nerve Growth Factors (NGF), Epidermal Growth Factors (EGF), and Connective Tissue Growth Factors (CTGF)—Humanofort is intended to aid muscle growth by increasing natural T production and reducing active “stress-hormone” cortisol levels.
Whether or not Humanofort’s growth factors are effective in capsule form seems relatively unknown—even though the positive user results describe this complex as the real deal.
Lean Muscle Accelerator, 200 mg
Lean Muscle Accelerator ACCELERATES LEAN MUSCLE, dood!
Because screw fat muscle, right? …Essentially, what this means is that Lean Muscle Accelerator’s Plasma Albumin Peptides take energy normally stored as fat and reroute it towards protein synthesis.
Less fat, More protein = Lean muscle.
The compounds found here: IGF-1, Immune-Supporting Cytokines, Transforming Growth Factor (TGF) Beta.
Basically what we’re seeing here is more IGF growth hormones, immunity boosting cytokines, and TGFβ—which is used in the body for a number of functions, including immune support and cell growth.
In terms of muscle growth, this blend looks strong for inhibiting a number of catabolic (protein destroying) factors that limit your manly growth following a workout.
Know where these patented matrixes come from?
Fertilized chicken eggs, baby.
As such, supplementing Humanogrowth should feel like standing on top of the food chain. We don’t dive too deep into how all that nastiness works, but the important take-away there: Humanogrowth taps into a safe, natural source of growth factors.
The overall muscle-building of this formula can be divided into two actions, based on its blends:
- Promotes natural T production and reduces “muscle killing” cortisol.
- Creates a “muscle building” environment by prioritizing protein synthesis over fat production.
The result is a solid T-boosting, anabolic formula that, as far as we know, is entirely side effect free.
Yet, this all hinges on a very large “IF”…
For a Growth Factor Formula, Humanogrowth is spot-on… And we believe that it will work IF (there it is) your BRO bod doesn’t destroy all of those awesome growth factors before they’re even absorbed. Most animal research on IGF supplementation shows positive muscle-building effects, but the IGF is injected directly into the bloodstream.
What do we think? Considering that breast milk contains growth factors and that breast milk is ingested rather than injected directly into babies… We think Humanogrowth’s growth factors will work on some degree for us.
Because boobies would never lie to us, right?
Brace yourself. Humanogrowth makes a lot of benefit claims:
- Naturally boost testosterone
- Build more muscle, Lose more fat
- Reduce oxidative stress—and thus, speed recovery
- Reduce cortisol
- Maintain healthy sex drive
- Reduce occasional sleeplessness
- Boost immunity
- Reduce exercise related inflammation
Considering that these are the bio-effects of naturally produced growth factors, these benefits seems valid. Combined, these benefits form BIGGER muscles, SEXIER libido, and BETTER sleep.
This last one turning out to be one of the highest reported benefits of this formula, which is cool because most muscle growth occurs over-night.
Who Takes It?
BROs on Plateaus. Humanogrowth wants you to have massive biceps, ironman legs, and shredded abs—this is true—but it also wants to help ya out if you’re already jacked. Bear in mind, Humanogrowth seems to focus solely on building muscle. Athletes looking to enhance performance would do better by a more athletic-oriented T-booster. But for a mass-targeted T-Booster, this one is hard to top.
Any Side Effects?
Nahhh, homie—so long as you’re sticking to the directions and not downing a whole bottle per night. Lucky for you the directions are pretty easy (4 capsules at night) and, according to Labrada, don’t require cycling.
“In addition, the way it works, the longer you take it the better it works.” – Labrada HR.
- Side Effect-Free GFs. That’s Growth Factors, not gluten frees (it’s gluten free, too)
- 1-2 Muscle Punch. The two steps to BIGGER muscles are the right steps.
- Clean Design. Only gelatin as the “Other Ingredient.”
- Lee Labrada. Founder Lee Labrada is willing to put his face on his products.
- Pre-Clinical. Despite the claims, most GF benefits are based on animal research.
- Muscles ONLY. Makes BROs look good, but doesn’t increase strength or performance.
- Mild T-Boosts. For MASSIVE T-boosts, check it.
Pricing & Buying Info
- 1 Bottle (1 month): $34.95
- Available online and in retail stores
Final Word on Humanogrowth
Strictly on an HGH level, Humanogrowth has your back (biceps, triceps, deltoids, pecs, abs, hamstrings, glutes…). We wouldn’t necessarily qualify this as a health supplement, because it doesn’t do much in terms of quote-unquote “health.” Nor does it restore youthful T-levels to the likes of these T-boosters. But, dammit, it’ll have you jacked like a jackalope and ripped like a convict. What more do you NEED??