In the jungle, the mighty jungle… The lion doesn’t sleep. The lion benches presses 315 lb, squats ass to the grass, and soothes its muscles in a post-workout ice bath whilst re-reading a Prime Male serving of Hemingway. Or at least that’s the usual daily schedule of the lion. Today, the lion’s plans are disrupted… [Read More]
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P6 Ultimate Review – Pricey Extracts and Compounds at a Pricey Price
Here’s where you’ve been screwing up your whole life: You’re weak and you’re stupid. And you’ve done nothing to solve either issue. Perhaps it’s a money thing for you: you only have enough money to buy either a muscle building supplement or brain boosting nootropic, but you can’t buy both – so you have to… [Read More]
P6 Ergogenic Testosterone Booster Review – Tackles the BIG THREE for a BIG Price
What’s the point of testosterone if you have nothing to show for it? Mental stability, physical longevity, general wellbeing… Sure, these outcomes of healthy T levels are great and all, but you can’t Instagram mental stability nor does anyone really get jealous over your wellbeing. The true value of testosterone is measured in MUSCLES, DOGG. Cellucor… [Read More]
D-Pol vs. P6 Chrome
Water or Air? That’s essentially the match-up here. D-Pol boosts testosterone. P6 Chrome reduces estrogen. And for you BIG bodybuilding MFs, you know that both benefits are important for getting yoked & stroked. Matter of fact, most of you would look at these two products and simply say: “Both.” Well, eff it then–we wanted to see these boosters fight,… [Read More]
P6 Xtreme vs. Test X180
Put on your nicest suit & tie for this review. Because these are some expensive ass T-boosters. And believe it or not, there’s a $100 price difference between these T-boosting bastards. But before you dip down to the pricing round to figure out which T-booster is the cheapest, we recommend sticking around for the first… [Read More]
P6 Xtreme vs. Test FREAK
Missy Elliot may have defined FREAKness in her day. But now we’re moving on to some new shit, yeah. And that shit is P6 Xtreme & Test FREAK. Superficially, this match-up seems pretty lopsided: If we’re judging these T-boosters on their “FREAKness” then the obvious winner is Test FREAK, right? Sure, it would seem so,… [Read More]
Cellucor P6 Xtreme vs. Nugenix Ultimate Testosterone
Side-by-side, these T-boosters are practically the same height: Cellucor P6 Xtreme has 9 ingredients Nugenix Ultimate Testosterone has 8 ingredients However, apparently that extra ingredient has everyone hyped, because Cellucor P6 Xtreme’s formula is damn near twice the price of Nugenix Ulimate Testosterone’s–and Nugenix’s is frickin’ expensive on its own, dammit. So, because we’re greedy bitches that… [Read More]
P6 Xtreme vs. Animal Test
If you had the choice, would you take: Big balls -or- Big muscles? Let that be the mental analogy you work with between these two T-boosters, because that’s essentially what you’re deciding on in the P6 Xtreme vs. Animal Test match-up: Increased T vs. Increased muscle gains. But… aren’t balls technically muscles, kind of? Don’t… [Read More]
P6 Xtreme Review – Extremely Layered & Extremely Expensive
Let’s cut through the confusion right now: P6 Black = standard P6 (review here) P6 Chrome = E-blocking P6 (review here) P6 PM = sleepytime P6 (review here) Now, we’ve got P6 Xtreme, the self-described XTREMEST P6 of the bunch, which is sort of a dickhead thing to say around your family, right? But that’s exactly the personality of… [Read More]
Halotropin vs. P6 Black
Imagine: You show up at a designated “ass-kicking” spot to kick some trash-talking ass. Except the ass you’re supposed to kick belongs to someone else completely. And for whatever reason, he’s equally pissed & ready to go as the original ass that was supposed to be kicked. Do you still kick the new guy’s ass or… what? That’s… [Read More]